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Tom 
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Fav BB9 housemate: Kathreya
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:50 PM |
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Mary, also known as Mike, an 85 year old transvestite from Swansea.
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Stu
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:52 PM |
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08:53pm : Mary surveys the surroundings , before removing her [?] high heels. Suddenly , she looks startled as the door once more
opens , revealing...
RIP Team Damn
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Conor
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:53 PM |
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Bob. An anorexic 20 yr old shellfish for Uzbekistan. The door opens once more...
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Gazbo
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen - it's NOT going to happen!
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Fav BB9 housemate: Rebecca
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:53 PM |
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Bob an american machanic from Texas who is a war hero.
EDIT:So weird the wat we both called our character Bob!
Supporting Brian on Failte Towers
Supporting Jade on Big Boss 2
Supporting Kathreya on Big Brother 9 UK
Supporting Dan on Big Brother 10 US
Love:Kathreya, Sara,Sylvia, Rebecca, Dale
Like:Jennifer, Stephanie,Alexandra, Nicole, Rachel, Luke, Belinda,
Rex
Don't Care:Lisa, Maysoon,
Stuart
Dislike:Dennis,
Hate: Mikey, Mario, Darnell, Mohammed
Key: Evicted, Ejected, Nominated,
Head of House, Walked
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Tom
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Fav BB9 housemate: Kathreya
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:54 PM |
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9.10pm: Robert, a 34 stone man aged 62 who claims to be bullimic from Cheshire enters with 4 of his cats.
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Gazbo
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen - it's NOT going to happen!
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Fav BB9 housemate: Rebecca
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:56 PM |
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Davina laugh at how we have three Bobs and two with an eating disorder.
Supporting Brian on Failte Towers
Supporting Jade on Big Boss 2
Supporting Kathreya on Big Brother 9 UK
Supporting Dan on Big Brother 10 US
Love:Kathreya, Sara,Sylvia, Rebecca, Dale
Like:Jennifer, Stephanie,Alexandra, Nicole, Rachel, Luke, Belinda,
Rex
Don't Care:Lisa, Maysoon,
Stuart
Dislike:Dennis,
Hate: Mikey, Mario, Darnell, Mohammed
Key: Evicted, Ejected, Nominated,
Head of House, Walked
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Conor
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:58 PM |
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Another Bob enters...
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Tom
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Fav BB9 housemate: Kathreya
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 06:59 PM |
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... followed by Kerry who falls down the stairs and knocks the door off its hinges
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Gazbo
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen - it's NOT going to happen!
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Fav BB9 housemate: Rebecca
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:00 PM |
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... followed by Kerry who falls down the stairs and knocks the door off its hinges |
Back to Davina who screams irritatingly at how exciting it all is and how she won't be able to stop watching the live feed all night.
Supporting Brian on Failte Towers
Supporting Jade on Big Boss 2
Supporting Kathreya on Big Brother 9 UK
Supporting Dan on Big Brother 10 US
Love:Kathreya, Sara,Sylvia, Rebecca, Dale
Like:Jennifer, Stephanie,Alexandra, Nicole, Rachel, Luke, Belinda,
Rex
Don't Care:Lisa, Maysoon,
Stuart
Dislike:Dennis,
Hate: Mikey, Mario, Darnell, Mohammed
Key: Evicted, Ejected, Nominated,
Head of House, Walked
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Stu
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:00 PM |
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Bob 4 reveals he would rather be called 'Dennis Chapman' to avoid confusion for the story. He is a thirteen year old Manchester United fanatic with
Hyperactive Disorder.
RIP Team Damn
Heres to those who still want to have fun...
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Conor
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:01 PM |
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A roving gang of dwarf midget cannibals from deep in the Amazonian basin enter, taking with them an arm from a member of the crowd.
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Gazbo
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen - it's NOT going to happen!
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Fav BB9 housemate: Rebecca
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:02 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Morpheus
Bob 4 reveals he would rather be called 'Dennis Chapman' to avoid confusion for the story. He is a thirteen year old Manchester United fanatic with
Hyperactive Disorder. |
Ofcom's phones are ringing like mad with complaints. Davina ask us if we'd like another housemate. We see a VT of ...
Supporting Brian on Failte Towers
Supporting Jade on Big Boss 2
Supporting Kathreya on Big Brother 9 UK
Supporting Dan on Big Brother 10 US
Love:Kathreya, Sara,Sylvia, Rebecca, Dale
Like:Jennifer, Stephanie,Alexandra, Nicole, Rachel, Luke, Belinda,
Rex
Don't Care:Lisa, Maysoon,
Stuart
Dislike:Dennis,
Hate: Mikey, Mario, Darnell, Mohammed
Key: Evicted, Ejected, Nominated,
Head of House, Walked
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Stu
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:04 PM |
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Don Black is next to enter. Don in a television watchdog , Big Brother detractor , and Ofcom employee. This man wont tolerate ****. The dwarves
promptly respond by taking a **** on the carpet.
RIP Team Damn
Heres to those who still want to have fun...
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Conor
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:05 PM |
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In a shocking twist Channelle Hayes re-enters, but to save us from another 13 weeks of living hell she is sniped by a passer by while walking up the
staircase.
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Stu
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:06 PM |
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The sniper of Channelle Hayes is revealed to be newly-released-from-prison Mark Chapman , murderer of John Lennon.
OUR NEWEST HOUSEMATE!
Mark proceeds down the stairs , his favourite book , Catcher In The Rye , in hand.
RIP Team Damn
Heres to those who still want to have fun...
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Conor
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:10 PM |
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Ted Turner, retarded owner of CBS and semi recurring Family Guy character enters the house.
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Stu
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:13 PM |
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Ted examines the house , before slipping some of the cutlery into his jacket.
Our third to last housemate is...
RIP Team Damn
Heres to those who still want to have fun...
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Conor
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:17 PM |
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Adolf Hitler's ghost.
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Gazbo
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen - it's NOT going to happen!
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Fav BB9 housemate: Rebecca
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:17 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Morpheus
Ted examines the house , before slipping some of the cutlery into his jacket.
Our third to last housemate is... |
Ben is a twelve year old bisexual BB fanatic who says he'll be one step ahead of BB in all of there twists. He enters in a humungous pram a part of a
twist (Big Brother's Big Baby).
Supporting Brian on Failte Towers
Supporting Jade on Big Boss 2
Supporting Kathreya on Big Brother 9 UK
Supporting Dan on Big Brother 10 US
Love:Kathreya, Sara,Sylvia, Rebecca, Dale
Like:Jennifer, Stephanie,Alexandra, Nicole, Rachel, Luke, Belinda,
Rex
Don't Care:Lisa, Maysoon,
Stuart
Dislike:Dennis,
Hate: Mikey, Mario, Darnell, Mohammed
Key: Evicted, Ejected, Nominated,
Head of House, Walked
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Stu
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Adolfs ghost muses his way over to Bob 1 - our resident shellfish. Adolfs Ghost talks about how hard being a ghost is in 2008. Shellfish nods on.
Ben , the 12 year old bisexual BB fanatic , is outed immediately by Mark Chapman upon entering , under the rightfull assumption that too many
Ben's will make this thread impossible to continue.
RIP Team Damn
Heres to those who still want to have fun...
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Gazbo
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen - it's NOT going to happen!
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Fav BB9 housemate: Rebecca
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:21 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Morpheus
Adolfs ghost muses his way over to Bob 1 - our resident shellfish. Adolfs Ghost talks about how hard being a ghost is in 2008. Shellfish nods on.
Ben , the 12 year old bisexual BB fanatic , is outed immediately by Mark Chapman upon entering , under the rightfull assumption that too many
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Ben gets a second chance and decides to call himself Gary instead.
Supporting Brian on Failte Towers
Supporting Jade on Big Boss 2
Supporting Kathreya on Big Brother 9 UK
Supporting Dan on Big Brother 10 US
Love:Kathreya, Sara,Sylvia, Rebecca, Dale
Like:Jennifer, Stephanie,Alexandra, Nicole, Rachel, Luke, Belinda,
Rex
Don't Care:Lisa, Maysoon,
Stuart
Dislike:Dennis,
Hate: Mikey, Mario, Darnell, Mohammed
Key: Evicted, Ejected, Nominated,
Head of House, Walked
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Stu
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:22 PM |
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Ben realises his name is not too simmilar to Bob after all. But as Gary sounds a hell of a lot better , he goes with that.
Gary will have to be smart for the next thirteen weeks to avoid his nemesis , Mark Chapman.
One housemate to go. Lets hope somebody realises we dont have a hell of a lot of girls.
RIP Team Damn
Heres to those who still want to have fun...
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Gazbo
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen - it's NOT going to happen!
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Fav BB9 housemate: Rebecca
Warnings: No Warnings
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:24 PM |
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Before he gets the chance to say anything, Cassandra a 20 year old walks in via the garden. She is a professional beauty queen and made her first
million by age four.
Supporting Brian on Failte Towers
Supporting Jade on Big Boss 2
Supporting Kathreya on Big Brother 9 UK
Supporting Dan on Big Brother 10 US
Love:Kathreya, Sara,Sylvia, Rebecca, Dale
Like:Jennifer, Stephanie,Alexandra, Nicole, Rachel, Luke, Belinda,
Rex
Don't Care:Lisa, Maysoon,
Stuart
Dislike:Dennis,
Hate: Mikey, Mario, Darnell, Mohammed
Key: Evicted, Ejected, Nominated,
Head of House, Walked
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Conor
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| posted on 10-5-2008 at 07:24 PM |
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