I know this is not a P&H pic but this was a classic :

Helen's boobie
20:16 GMT, Day 41 (Wednesday 4th July 2001) -- by Neil Wilkes
Helen titillated her housemates as she basked in the late afternoon sunshine wearing a lop-sided bikini.



Returning from the Diary Room, the lounging housemates exploded with laughter and informed her that her breasts were askew.

Paul exclaimed his concern that it wasn't the bikini doing Helen injustice and the cruelty of nature made her lop-sided.

"I have been on telly like that!" Helen said, struggling to control her wayward assets.

Tiring of her housemates incessant giggling, Helen dashed indoors to restore her outfit, thankfully returning in her normal shape.

Oh loved that last picture particularly. It made me laugh so much at the time. I think it was the funniest moment of the whole of BB2. What a magic (you spell magic with a jer, don't you?) few weeks those were.

Awwwwwww, thanks for reminding me, peachy. Bless her, she was soooooo sweet, wasn't she?

I am prepared to bet she still is Miriam. I hope she is still happy enough to clap her little hands together when she is talking about Mr Clarke!

ive looked on the web but they are not anywhere, its a scandal!

He looks well sexy in that photo rachb, its of them at the premiere.
Anyone got pics of them from that premiere where Helen was wearing that lovely sparkly dress.!

That choc ice fight was ONE of my fave moments!

I've found this one wildchild of helen on her own

Yeah, thats the one! Thanks rachb, what was that premiere again?

This one is for you cc100

It was the planet of the apes premiere wildchild,I have the newspaper one of h &p but my scanner is hopeless and it came out all dark.
I know i saw it on one of the sites with bb pictures but i can't remember where and didn't save it

another hello one cc:

some more hello ones cc sorry about the quality scanner is poorly

another one

and this one
all the others are avatars I think

OK, I give up, just HOW can we post up pictures from our own pc's, rather than from another site??

Please, someone tell me!

By the way, the computer person is making a home visit tomorrow, so fingers crossed. I am bereft at the mo, rattled round the house last night, cooked OH a proper meal (he is still in shock) sat with him, talked to him.............

You have to click on the Browse button (black arrow! ) and locate the picture you want on your computer, but you probably knew that already.

The problem is that if the location that appears in the box to the left (Mauve arrow!) is too long the picture will not upload.

What you need to do is move the picture, that you want to upload, into a 'parent' folder on your computer.

e.g.C:/Documents and Settings/James/My Documents/My Pictures/New Folder/picture1.jpg won't work but C:/Documents and Settings/James/My Documents/picture1.jpg would.

I hope that made at least some sense!

one more nice pantene one

thank you very much- ive never seen these!! they are nice arent they?


also, does anyone know how you can improve the quality of pictures? i think james did it once? or was it mark? or sticks?

i cant remember- thank you anyway!!

This is one of my favourites - hope it works, fingers crossed.

If we must play this game

This was when she was snapped comming out of Paul's parent house in Reading


This was when she was made up as Marilyn Monroe, and the Star was unkind.


This is when her video was panned by the keep fit experts

This is good, I've never seen some of these pictures either and it's nice to see them. Wish I had some to put up myself.

This was part of the Hello spread too. Remember, they were reading (ahem!) Le Figaro but I've cropped the picture. Let's face it, we only want to see their lovely faces anyway!!

Sorry am having problems attaching the picture. I promise I'll try again!!!

Let's try then.......................

Yes!!!!!

Now, I need to try and trim it down, because it's a lovely avatar.........