Well at least he's being himself in the house, I spoze!

Marcus gets accused of sounding creepy

and responds...

Um, if there's any woman on the entire planet that makes an effort to dress up and look nice that doesn't want to be complimented, then I've yet to hear of one.




Marcus tells a "funny" story

I fly quite a bit and I've had similar experiences (though with just the seat and bags, not the plugs). In general, I find people see you moving and tend to keep eye contact because they know they are being unreasonable. Most times I lock their stare looking as evil as I can, slowly bare my teeth, shake my head and mouth the words very deliberately "don't sit there". All have moved to my memory.

Another thing I have noticed is that the bigger and meaner looking the dude, the more polite and courteous they are. As soon as I have locked eyes with any of these types in my seat, they are genuinely good mannered and apologise and move right away.

For the record, I never nick people's seats in the same situations (though that's mostly because I'm always at the airport early).


In your situation, I agree a fart sounded like the best way to go. I was on the London underground not so long ago (hate it) in rush hour. You get crammed in the cars like sardines. Now I'm not a big fan of this and I was pressed up against a bald little self important suit for most of the journey. I was heading to the last but three stops, and all through town was busy as Hell. The suit I was pressed up against was tutting, heavy breathing on me, and generally being an ass - but didn't have the balls to say anything (not that sayng anything would make the car less busy). The stop I got off at is usually the one that most people get off at, so when I got ready to move there was some breathing space.
I made a comedy arse wiggling gesture right in front of the guy and farted all over him. The fart was like an elongated duck's quack and just as loud. I got off the train really slowly, hoping the guy would give me reason to turn around and headbutt him, but like a little owned turd with a big mouth, he just looked at the floor.
"Get some of that down ya" I thought.

And the post that confirms that dark horse is marcus:

Dark Horse Is In The Big Brother House

thanks for that

http://www.irrepressible.pwp.blueyon....uk/page2.html
His website

I can't wait to meet this guy in real life on a plane or a train because I'm going to most deliberately do everything available to me so as to invite everything I can from him.
I can't wait to see the look on his face when he realizes that playing a snarling superhero in front of losers and actually having to do something about it for real are two completely different things.
Kind of like being a legend among same friends insulated fake role-playing world and then looking like a complete and utter fukktard in the Big Brother house.

what a brilliant site..looks like he is more intersting than people give him credit..love the gallery nice pics of his guitars and bikes etc..

He also mentions doing the 100 man kumite

Brown belt in Goju ryu and Shotokan (done the 100 man Kumite) and about 2 1/2 years MMA training (wreslting and boxing mostly).

Had four bare knuckle fights when I was 26 (thought I'd better stop when one of the guys I knocked out's buddy tried to stab me in the back - wanker). Won all of those in under a minute each time.

I'd like to learn some weapon stuff but never have time.

4 bare knuckle fights winning them all under a minute, this proves Marcus is a beast.

But i would love him to join this forum after hes out.

Have just had a look at his site, interesting.

My ten year year old has sort of outgrown her barbies, you think marcus would like me to send him them, plus a few nice outfits he can modify etc?

Guy's a ledge. I'd be the first to buy him a beer when he's out.

Doesnt surprise me, hes a mean spirited bully. Notice how hes bows down to people bigger than him. His toughness comes from the knowledge that he can dominate certain people.

Yeah thats a really nice thing to do about the farting.

Also whats that about women, so does he think they should be wearing nothing. Pathetic.

Dirty Dave is a legend.