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Why is David Gest on my telly?

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Posted 22-12-2009 at 09:02 PM by Stu
Updated 22-12-2009 at 09:04 PM by Stu

And more importantly, who is he? The dude is the classic case of someone riding on the coatails of others and with Jacko's death earlier this year, Gest was out in full force with his discount hair bleach, daft T-Shirts and came-free-with-a-magazine bling.

And I thought that was it.

I did. I mean I really, really did.

But for some reason, David fucking Gest is also synonymous with Christmas these days for some reason. Gest is ALL over my fucking telly again now that it's Christmas!

Is he really Santa? Is Santa real? Or is he the grinch trying to steal my christmas? I mean seriously, the dude looks like Jackie Chan channeling the spirit of a camp dead celebrity I can't be bothered of thinking of.

No, Freddie Mercury won't do.

Get him off my telly. Gest. Not Freddie.
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  1. Old Comment
    It was worth it to see Sherrie Hewson's dinner party though
    Posted 22-12-2009 at 11:00 PM by Tom Tom is offline
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    LOL!!!!
    Posted 23-12-2009 at 04:46 AM by Locke. Locke. is offline
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    Stu has spoken.
    Posted 24-12-2009 at 11:05 AM by \PJ/ \PJ/ is offline
 

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