Reports today confirm the possible rumour that Coolio will re-enter the UBB house; a photo taken earlier today suggests.

Assuming BB HMs can change a light bulb (that may be a bit advanced for them) how many would it take?

One to cry 'I'm going home if they try and make me change a light bulb'.

One who finds the light bulb sexually attractive and tries to have a fake romance with it.

One to nominate the light bulb for being fake.

One to relentlessly attack the light bulb and then be best friends with it 10 min later.

One to claim the light...

Apart from JJ, who is a prat, the final is full to the brim of great HMs. At last a BB final that isn't a bunch of wanke*rs.

Josie, a smart cookie who has made her way to final by a combination of cultivation of 'the girl next door' image and a genuine charm that also happens to be part of her personality anyway.

Andrew, being himself has got this unassuming geek to the final along with his friend and soon to be lover, Mario, anyone notice Mario is almost an anagram...

Due to recent events and the fact that European Parliament have noticed BB HMs are not moral enough in their lives outside the house they have recommended that the European Court of Human Rights take over the show.

They have also said that the public are a 'load of idiots' who should not be trusted with deciding who should win BB, one spokesperson said, "It's bad enough we have to let them vote in elections, BB is going too far".

Channel Five are reportedly...

Hey kids, whether it Kenco or Nescafe, a latte or the hard stuff - an espresso - just say no!!!

Look what it has done to Sam, just four coffees and he is out of his head.

Now kiddies, you don't want to end up like Sam do you?

Oh, and you might want to give Coke a miss.