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Insults Game
Post your favourite insult/put-down here. Let's see who can come up with the best one. I will start:
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date later! |
I'd love to come back to your place but do you think we will both fit under a stone?
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I'm sorry ...... I think you're confusing me with someone who gives a fcuk!
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Are your parents siblings?
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This is an A and B conversation C your way out of it.
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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
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Sure, I've seen people like you before.. but I had to pay an admission fee.
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whoaaaaaa. that was weirddddddd!!!!! we just posted that at the exact same time!
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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Do you sit up all night thinking of sh!t to talk, or does it just come naturally to you?
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Is that sh*t on your fingers? Oh wait! It's your fake tan!
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If I looked like you, I would walk on my hands and teach my ar5e to talk.
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The only reason you were born is because your parents could not afford any condoms.
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lmao Fernz.. I'm still laughing at ur avatar too.. that never gets old.. I think what tops it off is the MK III Ford Escort sittin parked.. lol.. I used to have one of those!
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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This is a one-way street and so is my ar5e for the record.
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I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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I broke up with my girlfriend recently... I'll really miss her, we had a special song, I think it was "Who let the dogs out"?
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Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ar5e is going on holiday
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We must be near the sea, I can smell fish! Oh wait, it's just you.
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I'd like to meet your parents... When's the zoo open?
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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
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Are you sick? I'll call the vet!
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I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
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Where I come from, foreplay doesn't mean "one up the bum"
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I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
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Whenever you wear high heels you strike oil.
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Your country is like a toilet. It doesn't need a president, it just needs someone to flush all the sh!t away!
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
(we are all a bunch of nassy people .. this thread is going a little bit too well! :laugh:) |
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Whenever roll over it's your birthday.
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You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
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(Yup, we're really nasty aren't we? Sad thing is, I think I've said all of the insults mentioned so far!)
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I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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So did you DIY those notches in your bed post?
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