Insults Game
 

Post your favourite insult/put-down here. Let's see who can come up with the best one. I will start:

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date later!

I'd love to come back to your place but do you think we will both fit under a stone?

I'm sorry ...... I think you're confusing me with someone who gives a fcuk!

Are your parents siblings?

This is an A and B conversation C your way out of it.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Sure, I've seen people like you before.. but I had to pay an admission fee.

whoaaaaaa. that was weirddddddd!!!!! we just posted that at the exact same time!

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Do you sit up all night thinking of sh!t to talk, or does it just come naturally to you?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Is that sh*t on your fingers? Oh wait! It's your fake tan!

If I looked like you, I would walk on my hands and teach my ar5e to talk.

The only reason you were born is because your parents could not afford any condoms.

lmao Fernz.. I'm still laughing at ur avatar too.. that never gets old.. I think what tops it off is the MK III Ford Escort sittin parked.. lol.. I used to have one of those!

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

This is a one-way street and so is my ar5e for the record.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I broke up with my girlfriend recently... I'll really miss her, we had a special song, I think it was "Who let the dogs out"?

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ar5e is going on holiday

We must be near the sea, I can smell fish! Oh wait, it's just you.

I'd like to meet your parents... When's the zoo open?

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

Are you sick? I'll call the vet!