The Michael Thread of being lovely - VOTE DEXTER TO WIN 09020505805 (Mobile 6505805)
 

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Puppet-masters:

1.Tregard
2.Vanessa
3.Niamh

(Due to the non-Housemate nature of Michael, it is best to say "add me", if you wish to be added)

I KNEW IT.

Well, I knew something was up with him, but not that, obviously.

Godammit, it looked like he was going to be a good proper HM :/

this went well

Smart move by ch5.
1: The public will warm to him and demand he should have housemate status in the coming weeks.
2: He will then go onto win.
3: Emma hands him the cheque which he then hands back to ch5 as his contract states .

Not my finest moment :(

Smart move by ch5.
1: The public will warm to him and demand he should have housemate status in the coming weeks.
2: He will then go onto win.
3: Emma hands him the cheque which he then hands back to ch5 as his contract states .

Can he be nominated?
Can he be evicted?
Can he win?

Yes
No
No

And he's from Cork yay

lives down the road dont he niamh?

He's my postman Karl

Michael used to be in a band. Right said shred.

What a horrible twist. They should have just made him a house guest. Come on, shredding everyones **** right off the bat. No one would do that. He was super unconvincing and it wasn't even really his fault. He should have said his grandfather old army cap was in there or something that forced him to be unable to have it shredded. Shed a few tears or something. He really gave no good reason not to save their ****.

Plus the housemates are that stupid to believe BB would really shred all their crap. They know in a few weeks all their stuff will suddenly reappear. Terrible attempt at a twist.

Add me, please. But he can't win. He does not have housemate status. :bawling:

I reckon their stuff will end up in the suitcases on the walls of the bedroom.

he good

it'll be so unfair if he could win because he obviously would

I wonder how much a job like that pays.

I kinda wish he was real, he's the only one I really liked support-wise from the VTs

Hopefully he just stays as a housemate once he's found out, cause it's blatently gonna happen, the act will slip..

That or they're going to have to let him out of the house for a bit nearly every day

add me even though he's not a HM!

I reckon as "Head Housemate" he'll be given a secret room to access or something like that, so he can leave for a while.

Do you reckon they'll have to make someone else Head Housemate after him to keep up the act?

I can see it now. A Sam vs. Michael final. :(

Sign me up. He's great and cute, even though hes not a housemate

Sign me up!