I'm going to win next year!!!
 

I've got a problem I cannot swim

I'm going on big brother I'm bound to win.


I was born with a pointy ear,
That's all I need to win next year.

My hammer toe and dodgy knee
Will mean the public will love me.

I'm going to win a hundred grand
Because I have a hairy hand.

To win the show it's plain to see
You need a bit of sympathy.

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm going to take the winning crown.

All I need to get the cash ,
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

Too much of one thing , not enough of the other,
Is all you need to win big brother.

Beautiful poem

Thank you it's a winning formula

inspirational poem :love:

Make sure to stay asleep for 9 weeks as well and talk about winkie expanding and boobs it sits well for the win....

These threads were so yesterday http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/cust...tar16753_1.gif

K I'm writing all this down.

Yeah sleep, lots of sleep.

Don't forget your sleeping bag. That's a necessary part of the winning formula these days apparently! :bored:

So very simple!

And the most important rule: until the last few days, don't do ANYTHING.

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown.

I'm going to get that sleep apny thingy when you nearly die when you sleep because you stop breathing , double whammy sleeping and the sympathy vote WHOOP

You'll walk it with a bit of sleep apnea! :thumbs:

100k here I come!

:joker:

All I need to get the cash
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

Too much of one thing,not enough of another,
Is all you need to win big brother.

Very well done !

Interview question:

"What will you do when you get into the house ?"

Hee hee :)

Um blend into the background and look unfortunate, like with my head slightly to one side , then sleep , then more sleep then yawn and yeah go back to sleep in an unfortunate kind of way..

£100k guaranteed! :D

:laugh:

I think there might be a load of us next year though, a bunch of unfortunates all with the same idea, might have to organise a squint to secure the win ha!unfortunate however deceptively intelligent!

Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula. :joker: