Your favourite quotes of the series?
 

Dexter when falling over '**** my arse' :D

Sam's nomination of Gina 'would you like some face with that makeup'

'Put the knife down'

'You said' *disgusted look* 'I will bend you over, and STICK IT IN you' and the whole convo of that actually...how it all evolved from mental metaphors to threats of anal rape :laugh:

Michael 'Oh **** off Sallie'. Was the way he said it

'Your daughter didnt die, SHES ALIVE!!!' :D:D

Theres more I will think of, but these come to mind instantly.

'Look at you.. in your cheap PRIMARK SHOES'

'OI I AM HIGH STREET I LIKE TOPSHOP'

To think that argument was on the 1st night :joker:

Sallie and her sssssssssss comment to Dexter

Dexter showing Sophie his cufflinks and telling her he left his snake ones at home.

Callum telling Daley to share the love when he was dancing provocatively with Hazel.

Callum telling Charlie to soar...

Dexter with his **** my life comment while watching Daley and Hazel when he was in the safe house and this is grim...

Dexter about Sam, Ive had more fund clipping my toenails that watching Sam

Dexter getting locked in the storeroom and Sophie commenting "haha Dexter what a prat" :D

:joker: that was funny.

Sam: he's so rude, he'd make an onion cry.

I can't remember the exact quote but the Lord Farquaad comment was quite something

Probably Sallie to Dexter: 'Everytime I see you now I'm gonna go ssssssss'

Or Gina to Sallie: 'You're the skidmark of society'

Gina had so many good ones... Just the way the girl said "Ferrero Rocher" and "Margherita Pizza" still cracks me up.

"Bottles up!"

Once, when pissed at Dexter, she walked in and just matter-of-factly said "Explain." :joker:

In her last challenge as Big Brother's BFF when walked up to Charlie with a sweet "You've had a good time in this house..." when told to confront the person she most wanted evicted.

Gina to Hazel:`Why you`re such a bitch?`
Hazel:`Cuz I was born that way,baby`

Hazel in the DR:`Kharma is a bitch and you`re a bitch.Goodbye.`

And plenty more from Hazel,Gina and Dexter.

I kinda lose interest with C5-era 'quotes' because they get repeated so bloody often.

"Jack and Joe, you have finshed 4th, please leave the Big Brother house"

Dexter to Sam "At the end of the day" Sam response "At the end of the day, theres night"
Sam on Dexter "He came in a boy and walked out a bellend".
Gina to Hazel why are you such a bitch, Hazel " I was born that way baby!"

sam" he's like lord farquar" or words to that effect

1) "I truly love you Charlie Travers"

2) "Don't **** with me, because if you do, then I will do you"

-Dexter Koh

Gina: "I've just experienced racism" :joker::joker::joker::joker:

("why are you such a bitch?"
Hazel: "I was born that way, baby"

(Sallie nomination reason being always having her sideboobs out)
Sallie: "I don't wear any clothes cos you shredded my ****ing suitcase"

Michael: "Oh **** off Sallie"

All of the Jemima dead baby and Beanie snatch malarky was full of gems as well.

something along these lines
Gina: If you were good at being a glamour model you'd be on celebrity Big Brother, but your on this Big Brother, so shut up

something along these lines
Gina: If you were good at being a glamour model you'd be on celebrity Big Brother, but your on this Big Brother, so shut up

Sallie: "you're like the mouse that got the cheese, enjoy the cheese because it will CURDLE" :joker::joker:

My absolute favourite was Callum's "he has slapped me in the face with the glove of negativity" Diary Room rant about Dexter.

'put the knife down'
'eat your breadsticks Sam and jog on'
these two really stick out in my mind coz I laughed my socks off

"Gina, you have been evicted!"

everything Gina said on night one