campaign to ban the bike - i am no liar
 

campaign to ban the bike - i am no liar 25.10.14

we are health and safety obsessed
can not make a cup of tea with out a manual
but we need the balance to be readdressed
the joke can be sniffed and highlighted by the spaniel.
no dropping litter
out the question is the syringe
street drinkers have been left "bitter"
i was prosecuted when tried to "solicit" some "minge".
don't put out your rubbish
only 1 hour before collection
vermin is on no vanish
i hope the joke in the "rules" have detection.
box after box are building
we have to "save the planet"
all this unnecessary shielding
because we are a greedy nation controlled by the gannet.
back to the street
its the reason for this talk
the clue is in the feet
they allow us to walk.
so why are we being restricted
i am not taking the"Michael"
pain is going to be inflicted
and i point the finger at the bicycle.
i am excluding minors
they get a automatic pass
all O.A.P are moaners are winners
but i don't want to see a middle aged man's a??.
talking on the phone and weaving
there surrounding are oblivious
street wardens and the police they are deceiving
we need a crack down as this is ridiculous.
if you are employable
or use your bike to commute
make our life's easier and enjoyable
please don't bike pavement pollute.
it is common sense
but the problem is dyer
don't read this and sit on the fence
has the reader noticed bikes on the pavement or am i a liar ?

ok this is not a campaign to ban the bike? liar. but i do want to draw attention to the massive increase in mainly men aged over 20 years of age riding there bikes on the pavement. maybe after reading this they can ask mummy and daddy if they are allowed on the road. just wondered where you live or shop have you noticed this problem ? reply's have to rhyme on this thread. can not stop - off to ride my bike. feel free to copy and paste my poem to your council if you have this problem. want to see what i see you can here http://cmcforum.com/life/humor/06162...ht-in-portland

No bikes must avoid Ludgate Circus


that road junction is deadly



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thats good