have you actuall seen Matthew Clarkson's singularly dreadful music vid
 

:umm2:


and what is that patch of mange on his barnet?


this is too funny, especially the start. :omgno:

I thought he was chatting up a school girl at the start. She looks about 15 with that blouse and skirt. Kind of awkward. I love how they're trying to make Canary Wharf/ Docklands look kind of like downtown Los Angeles - dream on lol.

That patch of mange on his barnet, as you care to put it, is where he had a benign brain tumour removed.

welp

thankyou for clearing it up. but if you dont know , it being a tumour does not somehow jinx you for not knowing

if you get my drift



and the song still sucks, natch

He is also deaf in his left ear. He obviously hasn't decided to publicise this.

wow ... that video is amazing :hehe:

It's a mess SCREAMING

Her 'typing' the number in that phone tho

It just makes me like him more. :laugh:

I like the doctor... If you cut Cristian out it's good.

he needs to ditch music and the pretend black thing and get a job like at a shop or maybe work for his local radio station?

He's studying to be a doctor.

I just watched that video and had to sit down a minute , so hot.

The beginning, is that for real. Cristian is pure cringe worthiness personified.

What a load of ****e.

If you give me your numba imma call you sometime.
:o

That line's still stuck in my head from Day 1 when it was first posted here. :shocked:

:creep:

i'm old...........i divvunt follow pop..........but i kinda liked it

could it be described as c rap?

Mark L

Lmao

He literally just walked up to her and told her what's going to happen.

Oh my! I know I'm a bit late to the party here but I only just watched this. Drowning in cringe right now!

Favourite line? "I can be your barney rubble, going for the whole night till you feel my morning stubble"

A close second: "baby you're my peach I would never pick a plum" (if for nothing else, just coz it sounds a bit like "baby you're my b*tch, I would never pick your bum")

He can be a bit cringe sometimes, but I just find it funny. :laugh:

"haters"

"bitches"

the spinning hand gestures

urgh

his hand gestures are completely unnatural

I can't even watch it.
It sounds cringe.

I am laughing at how many likes and dislikes the video has, and all the negative comments.
I doubt those were there before he went in BB. :joker:

Fun Fact:
That video was uploaded the day Zoe was evicted from the house, last year.