Who's arse will Jack kiss most ?
 

I can picture it now, the 3 guests and Marc re enter the house .....the first one to gush will be Jack,but who's arse will he get to first ? My bet is Nikki

A she will lap it up even though she said she was going to bring him down,lol

Probably Brian. everyone will like brian and he will be boring.

Everyone who has watched BB will know who Nikki is, so they'll all make a bee-line for her.

Helen will be avoided because they'll have seen last years show. Brian will receive a little bit of attention, and Marc will be fawned upon for all of 5 minutes and then it'll be back to Nikki again.

Nikki will demand they all fawn over her

I don't think this will happen.

He will stand there with the Oliver Hardy look of shock on his face and then he will turn red and start panicking.

He will no doubt start playing the victim when they confront him with what they have seen.

He'll cack himself as soon as he sees Marc, so him.

Will that be before or after a little river of brown smelly stuff runs down the back of his leg when he sees marc.

definitely Brian, trying to be all laddish and 'alright m8' with him

I think Brian

Brian. Jack seems to want to feel like he's in a group of popular lads. He thinks he's popular, he knows Brian is. They have something in common (yeah, right)! Nikki might intimidate him more.

it doesn't matter his arse is fried anyway. He is definitely gone friday

He'll try and suck up to Nikki, but I hope she rants at him and tells Jack a few home truths..