Seriously..what a wet lettuce.
 

Mr mememe...this guy thrives on attention. I thought he had the ability to be the voice of reason but he is just a jabbering wreck.
How come Marc holds him in such high esteem? He seems to be the very type that Marc would dislike...weak and vulnerable..two faced and a crowd pleaser.
Has Simon latched on to Marc because of his direct approach to people...something he yearns to be?...but doesn't have the courage of his convictions.
He is getting smug..because he knows he has the support of the Alpha male in Marc but he is weak and boring...he needs to go.

I find him very irritating, constantly sitting with his head in his hand like he's going through journey that no other housemate has ever gone before. All he appears to think about is himself and how hard he has it.

The others don't count because they haven't had it as hard as Simon. He was evicted on launch night and so he deserves all the special treatments that's available. None of the others got evicted on launch night so they don't know how badly he was hurt and how he wanted to stay and even though he was given a second chance he still deserves it because his needs are what's important in that house, not anyone else's needs.

I know he messed up with Eileen but he paid for that by having a fake emotional breakdown and then when he was given another chance he messed up with Chloe and he paid for that by having another fake emotional breakdown.

What the rest of the selfish housemates don't understand is that Simon has lived half of his life and they have many more years left than him so that makes his needs more important then theirs.

None of them actually understand how draining it is to keep having fake emotional breakdowns and if they did they probably still wouldn't suffer as much as Simon has.

Now that Eileen has gone (thanks to Simon) he's the oldest in there and again that's going to be hard for him too.

I swing from finding his outbursts hilariously funny to finding him pitiful, I thought it was interesting when vile Helen told him to tone down the fake crying and he didn't even deny it :laugh::laugh:

I miss showbiz

Why did he return?

a horror of a man...

I don't like Simon much as a housemate but I respect him being a true friend to Marc after the fake eviction. Regardless of how rubbish he is at getting his point across in an argument or his impressive ability to shoot himself in the foot he has that going for him and it is a good quality.