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I know Shievonne isn't a particularly well-liked housemate, but you can't deny she had some pretty wacky and memorable one liners :laugh: Since I'm rewatching BB13 I thought I would make a thread and update it every time I watch an episode with her best or funniest quotes, to keep them all in one place! Kinda link what I did with the Toya fanclub OP <3 So, here it is...

"I haven't drunk water in about 6 years"
"The current state of my love life is... nil point... just like the Eurovision"
"I'm like Peter Pan"
"If I don't get sleep, you get the 3%"
"I don't like water, it tastes funny"
"(About Luke A) He might as well run for mayor... He is mayor of that smoking area!"
"I'm like 'morning', he's like 'yawning cracka dawnin'!"
"Ew, she looks upset"
"Your handsome as ****! What the ****!"
"You don't need to shine on Day 2, I'm looking for the people who are gonna shine on Day 64!"
"Babe you just gotta plead the fifth"
"Keep it cute and keep it mute"
"I'd rather look like a dickhead with 100 grand in my pocket than look like a dickhead with a ****ing shopping list"
"Well, I mean, can we say embarrassment dot com? Cringe... THE CRINGE Big Brother!"
"Sausage? I don't ever wanna hear the word sausage again. I don't care if someone says 'do you want bangers and mash?', you better say MASH"
"There's a rumble in the jungle and Muhammed Ali ain't gonna be here"
"Deana, you can't leave me, who am I gonna go Dubai with?"
"Rock out with ya cock out"
"To me, clowns are killers. Nothing good can come of clowns."
"How am I? I'm traumatised Big Brother"
"I feel like it's armageddon and I'm the last person alive"
"(about her fear of clowns) I had some kind of experience with Ronald Mcdonald. I remember that was the first time."
"Do you think Prince Phillip poos?"
"He grabbed his crotch Big Brother. HE GRABBED HIS CROTCH"
"Started grabbing areas that clearly don't need to be grabbed on national television"
"Get down with the get down!"
"They look pissed"
"He was the only one with the key to the village"
"I'm nominating Luke A because I don't know what a kilo is and he wouldn't tell me"
"Her soul is just troubled"
"(about Luke S's penis) Is it two scoops? Is it three scoops? Is there a flake? Are we gonna get the bubblegum with it? We just don't know what we're dealin' with here!"
"He dropped it low like Flo Rida"
"Why are you coming for me?"
"Babe, don't patronise me. Do not patronise me."
"I'm not the one."
"It's all good in the hood"
"Pick Conor's party you silly cow!"
"I told them, I don't give a **** about raving cos I've been raving since I was 4 with my diaper and my two glowsticks, giving it"
"Love don't live here anymore"
"I feel like he's always tryna kick my back door in... not in a sexual way..."
"I've seen all the boys willies in this house, I'm now desensitised"
"They would've spun her into orbit!"
"It sounded like a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
"(To Arron) I know some bad boys on the outside and trust me, you ain't one"
"All the bad boys I know are gits"
"Well... I mean... er... no. I'll just wait for you to tell me the doors open then"
"My fear of clowns started when I had a McDonalds party"
"I'm borrowing your boyfriend"
"She looked like a duck"
"If you don't wanna give us the cigarettes, then don't give it to us and ****ing hold us ransom over it like this is some ****ing hostage situation. This isn't Con Air 98 what the ****"
"She better keep my name out her mouth"
"What has that got to do with the price of rice"
"He was dry humping you, with his finger"
"Oh my god. We're losers. Literally."
"I ate cat food for dinner"
"Bunch of fake ass people saying happy birthday to me when they don't mean it"
"I literally feel like someone just stabbed my kitten"
"At this point it's Me, Myself and I. Like Beyoncé said"
"Is this dude trying to tell me I don't love my nieces?"
"Do you really think I wanna cry on cue with concealer running down my face?"
"You will not see me cry in this house again *cries 5 mins later over Adam's comments about her*"
"If I could cry on cue, do you think I'd be on Big Brother? I'd clearly be in Hollyoaks."
"You chipped in with something that a stranger would say to a tramp"
"Too shady for Slim Shady"
"It took 24 hours for you to turn on me"
"You are way off the ****ing mark"
"You need to check yourself AND wreck yourself"
"Don't come at me like a bull from the china shop"
"I couldn't be up against a better oppoment... oppom-.. opponum? OPPONENT."
"Are you ready for me to be evicted on a stretcher with a gas mask on my face?"
"I feel like it's my time now.... not to die."
"Clearly he's posessed your mind"
"You looked at me like I'm literally trying to kill your mother"
"Open your eyes Deana you're not ****ing blind"
"Wake up and smell the HUMMUS"
"Is this girl livin' in Jumanji?"
"I'm actually scared to start crying in this house *starts crying*"
"Get ready Mum, put the kettle on, I'm coming home"
"I've got your number, and it ain't 118"

Originally Posted by Nareindeer (Post 8362428) "Deana, you can't leave me, who am I gonna go Dubai with?" :joker:

Originally Posted by Beyonsleigh (Post 8362429) She was cute but overrated IMO.

Originally Posted by Nareindeer (Post 8362140) Day 2: "Ew, she looks upset"

Originally Posted by Beyonsleigh (Post 8362429) She was cute but overrated IMO.

Originally Posted by Beyonsleigh (Post 8362429) She was cute but overrated IMO.