'The Showbiz Show' has ARRIVED
 

...and he's only gone and got Gemma Collins as one of his guests.

Also joining him are:

(apparently)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAP...i2n4rHV98T_-KA

UPDATE: The Showbiz Show has LAUNCHED

confirmed for the showbiz show: no viewers

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****ing brilliant

Will anyone watch ?

Messy

someone has posted screenies of his Twitter to some cringe sub reddit on Reddit and it's getting quite popular

Not The Showbiz Channel replacing BBC3 :worry:

Does anyone actually care about Simon though to even bother watching this?

yes

Of course, the man is the greatest person to ever walk planet earth :cheer2:

All two people that liked the tweet are perched?

Perched :clap1:

nnn does anyone remember #abusedbysimongross

Get that coin Showbiz :clap1:

****ing love him.

Simon out promoting The Showbiz Show http://www.freesmileyfaces.com/files...ey-faces/4.gif

:joker: :joker:

"Do you all go onto the internet?" :laugh:

Lemme guess, it's gonna be like this.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdNzRN7W0AEGqbY.jpg

Simon classing himself as being on Celebrity Big Brother :joker:

Who is funding this mess ??

Surely they know it's going to get no viewers

Not The GC pulling out :worry:

I'm so perched.

Can't believe he actually got Simon Cowell for this show. :clap1:

Idg why people rate him so high, he screamed showbiz for 48 hours then was a miserable background character for the rest of his time in the series

Nothing but the A list for the A list :clap1: