Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10048087)

Ddd not the crowds screams of horror being cut off when Lesley's VT pops up :skull:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10048540)

Lesley lying that the production team said the single bed is for her :skull:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10048934)

Samanda: "oh look there's a pool"
Lesley: "Lets get to the more important stuff... *picks up champagne bottle and starts to open it*

:joker:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10048958)

Lesley's face throughout the entrances gets worse each time :joker:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10048960)

Lesley: "That's my little red bed in the corner, they told me"
Laura: "HMM I don't think they told you that"

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10051102)

Lesley telling the twins she's gonna create her own fashion range for the elderly when she leaves :joker:

"There's a gap in the market"

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10051112)

Everyone saying the roles they'll do in the house

Lesley: "I'll do the post-modern irony, because someone's got to do that haven't they"

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10051114)

Lesley: "Caro-Ca-Carole! We need a MILK jug- we need a milk jug and some, erm- linen napkins with a DRAWN thread edge... for me... . There's a- ugh *sighs in frustration*"
Carole: "..I think you have to put in your own requests"
Lesley: "Oh right, fine. Well then don't be jealous when I get them and won't share them with you ^_^"

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10051133)

Emily: "She's 72-"
Laura: "-AHHH?"

https://uploadir.com/u/9k7hsokt

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10051136)

Emily: "What year were you born in?"
Lesley: "Why does that matter?"
Emily: "I just wanted to know if you were alive during the war"
Lesley: "Of course! My husband was on the beach of the D-Day landings"

Her trolling is iconic :joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10051751)

Lesley calling a house meeting to tell the girls to "start performing" more if they want to make a career off of the show :joker:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10065076)

Lesley calling a house meeting to call everyone out for their fame hungry ways

Laura: "I dress up as Vicky Pollard every day, that's showcasing my talent"

:joker:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10065077)

Carole sat biting her nails because she's fuming she's not chairing the meeting and Lesley is

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10080445)

Chanelle: "I love Harvey Nichols, Lesley do you?"
Lesley: "Yes, but the difference between you and me is I can afford to go to Harvey Nichols"

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10080485)

Lesley: "They are the most boring girls I've ever met. DON'T tell me you're gonna be a star, just don't tell me that. Because if I was running a corner shop, I wouldn't have you!"

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10080500)

*Tracey goes on a long speech about the purpose of the house metting, what it will consist of, what issues need to be disussed and resolved etc.*

Tracey: "We're gonna go around in order... and we're gonna start with Lesley"
Lesley: "I have nothing to say"
*everyone laughs*

:joker:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10093839)

Charl: Laura, you alright baby?
Laura: Yeah
Charl: Trace, you alright darling?
Tracey: Gravy
Charl: Lesley, you still awake sexy?
Lesley: Sorry?
Charl: You still awake?
Lesley: No
Charl: Everythin's good in the hood then *chuckles*
Lesley: What is it sweet heart, what do you want?
Charley: Just checkin you're alright babe

Originally Posted by Daniel. (Post 10051143)

Lesley :love:

I'm just sniffing my matress makes me laugh out loud

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10093849)

Lesley dragging the girls lying in bed all morning saying they're the most boring people she's met and could never live up to Madonna's success who has to go to meetings and negotiate :joker:

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10093855)

Emily: Who thinks Lesley's the most intelligent?
Laura: Me because he said to me today
Emily: BUT did he say Lesley's the most intelligent woman in the house?
Chanelle: NO he said Lesley's a very intelligent lady

Lmao Emily trying to coup Lesley from the start.

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10093858)

"Housemates must now rate themselves on who is most considerate"
Emily: "I think Lesley's 11!" :skull:
Charley: "I always make cups of tea and food"
Emily: "Carole's very considerate she has children"

scream.

Lesley: "Can I ask a question, if I was rating myself on considerateness I would put myself there [higher] but Emily says I must be 11"

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 10093860)

Lesley: "Those that shout the loudest are going to complain the most when we get no food"
Charley: "Who?"
Lesley: *points aggressively at Emily* "Piggy at the table! Piggy at the table and she's going to suffer!"

:joker:

Originally Posted by QueenCharley (Post 9520083)

I wonder how BB8 would've panned if Leslie didn't walk. She had hilarious moments like "piggy at the table" and her clocking all the housemates behind their backs was terrific. I don't think she would've lasted quite long but still think her presence in that house would've been an interesting dynamic had she stayed a bit longer.

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10099888)

Seany pushing our poor Les to walk on his first night in the house :( I'll never forgive ha

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10099890)

*someone puts crisps in Seany's bed*
Seany: "I cannot believe... you guys obviously have no manners putting crisps in people's beds..."
Laura: "WELL YOU'VE JUST PULLED THE BLANKET OFF AN OLD WOMAN!... no offence Les!"
Seany: "She's only 40 years old!"
Laura: "No she's not!"
*Lesley gets out of bed and leaves the room*

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10100135)

Lesley: "They have allowed me to pack my own suitcase, because they know me very well, and also to have the opportunity to say goodbye"
*Charley gives her a half-hearted sympathetic brush on the shoulder as she walks past*
Lesley: *whispers to herself* "Don't touch me!"

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10100140)

Seany: "Lesley... Lesley..."
*Lesley ignores*
Seany: "Lesley?"
Lesley: "Yes?"
Seany: "I'm really sorry about last night"
Lesley: "No, you're not in the LEAST BIT sorry, one of the most irritating things about being here is people behaving in quite an appalling way, and then feel that by saying (baby voice) 'sorry' that it's alright. I put myself in that position last night, I will NOT put myself in that position again"
Seany: "...ok"
Lesley: "If you'd like to go and get on with your business I'd be MOST grateful"

:joker:

Originally Posted by Hayden (Post 10101233)

Dermot: "Who did you get on with in the house?"
Lesley: "Oh Tracey, she really sorted me out, she was lovely"
Dermot: "Anybody else?"
Lesley: *looks left* *looks right* *silence*
Dermot: "What about Carole?"
Lesley: "OH CAROLE... drove me mad!"

:joker: