List all the stupid injuries you have had?
 

or strange

off the top of my head

cut head after hitting my head on a large road sign

brother tripped me which caused a scar

got stabbed with a pen which caused bleeding

got hit with a cricket ball

fell off the middle of a slide.

sprained my wrist in 5th grade because i was goalie during a soccer game and someone kicked a soccer ball into my wrist :skull:

None because am a safe, smart chick!

Then again I have nearly been ran over like 50 times

Split my head open after running about the house like an idiot and hitting a plug socket head first, plug socket actually split too from the force I hit it with. LOADS of blood, stitches and a black eye. Age 3-ish?

Smashed my head on the metal bar on the back of a tram seat in Blackpool on holiday when the tram braked suddenly. Another black eye!

Sprained my ankle running for the dinner bell in junior school by slipping on an icy puddle.

Sprained my wrist and almost broke my hand after a lad in school tripped me over, I turned around and gave him a nose bleed oops. Didn't get in trouble though as a teacher saw the whole thing and said I acted fairly so.

Finally, two years ago walking home from the pub I slipped on some mud and broke my foot, sprained my ankle as far as it would bend before it would have snapped and damaged my tendons and ligaments in my ankle. Absolute agony and 8 weeks in a fracture boot and crutches. I also found out that the "sprain" I had above on the school yard was actually a break and I was misdiagnosed, awkward.

one time my immune system attacked my spinal cord and left me paraplegic

oh also i sprained my ankle running for a subway (not the tunnel, like the sandwich shop)

My head fell off one day but I am fine know

I was actually a witness to this incident, Michael.

I felt so sorry for your poor head lying all alone on the floor there as it was singing: "I... ain't got no...body... "

And you having to change your anti-dandruff shampoo from 'Head and Shoulders' to just 'Shoulders'

Poor Michael. :bawling: