What train carriage do you prefer?
 

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Not today I'm afraid...I will be upholding the laws of the carriage though.:fist:

Never go in the quite carriage, as we are far to noisy

Munching cheese and onion crisps?

first class, away from the common hoards

:hmph:

usually cracking open the Procecco, train travel is when I go away with the girls and we might be munching crisps as well, and laughing loudly and being annoying

if you are in the quiet carriage you can stand up and demand silence Parm

I wonder, can you upgrade once on the train?

Yes I would say so, go to the buffet carriage or wait until the ticket guy comes around

LT hiding in first class while we sink the bevvies

Why do you think I always book it.:joker:

Get a standard class ticket and jump into the first class carriage :pipe:

I can see the trolly man shuffling slowly down the aisle..he's moved 2 metres in 20 minutes..will he know...I'm usually in the toilet when the ticket guy comes round.

Actually don't even get a ticket at all :fan:

Travelled for free to Birmingham and back soooo many times cus there are no barriers where I got on and off

You are my type of person...it's a good game that ain't it..:hee:

When I worked on Inter City magazine I got free first class travel so I went up and down LOndon to Scotland in style and got used to it. 6 cans of Stella and a copy of ID and The Face magazine and i was livin la vida loca

:elephant:

Lucky you, I'm about to lose it with the trolly guy...seemingly he doesn't have to turn down the ping ping ping of his electronic till in the quiet coach.:fist:


I'm stuck...I have posh looking elderly women all around me...I can't crack my tins open through guilt.

Bloody hell Parmy its nearly the afternoon:shocked:

get them tanned

One day you will be caught and sent to prison.

But on another note how would you like it if people came to your place of work and took stuff free?

Wait til the ticket guys been, then shift to first class for free. Is what I do, if theres space :laugh:

It's 200 to upgrade to first class cause I'm on an advanced ticket.....suddenly coach b sounds helluva quite.

They might work in a sexual disease clinic.

Haha yeah, the prices for first class are utterly shocking.Which is why I have only ever been in there 3 times, each time because it was empty/almost empty.

:laugh: Yeah, more fun in London though :hehe:

You don't get sent to prison for not paying for a ticket :joker: At the very most you'd get a fine. But that's not how it works on those trains anyway... all that happens is you ask to buy a ticket on the train if they want to see your ticket and they give you one but it's just more expensive. :shrug:

And I literally wouldn't give a ****, life is expensive so you've gotta get what you can for free :hee:

Does it glow like a radiant sun as much from the inside as it does looking in from outside?

I may reassess my options at York cause I'm not hearing many Morningside accents on these old dames..fingers crossed they hobble off.