If I were.....I would be....
 

If I were a colour I would be red.

Car - Volkswagen Beetle
Animal - Cat
Bird - Blackbird
Drink - Cheeky Vimto
Food - Ice Cream

Post yours and add your own categories if you want to?

Of I was..

An animal I would be an eagle.

Shoe..Dr Martin boot

Fictional super hero...captain shut the **** up.


Surprise present...a horse tied up in a large back garden.


If I was a cloud formation that looked like something it would be...a rat...circling the sweetest cornetto you can imagine.

Great imagination x

If I were a twat, I wouldn't just be a twat, I'd be an M&S twat!

If I were a fish I would be hiding in a rock formation....peeking oot at stuff now and again.

Car - No favourite. Just as long as it is reliable, roomy and good air con.
Animal - Horse.
Bird - Goldfinch or robin.
Drink - Diet cola.
Food - Cheese

:joker::joker::joker:

If I were a computer I would be a intergalactic ship AI, going places
For carnal pleasures I'd run a small army of sexy avatars rutting in the engine room

What do you mean "If I were..."

If I was a component of a full English breakfast, I'd be the sausage.

If i were a flower i would be a sunflower

...:love:...beautiful...

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening
All over this land
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land