Does a bit of string and a slammed door still get a tooth out?
 

Without the person fainting embarrassingly?

I offered to try this on my son when he had a stubborn wobbly tooth.....he politely declined but did my next suggestion of eating and apple.....worked like a charm!

Does drilling a hole in someone's skull still cure migraines?

Does setting fire to someone still stop them from being cold?

Big fire yes...small fire..depends on the season.

I think it only works on milk teeth...adult teeth can have deep roots and are attached to nerves so I wouldn’t recommend it :bawling:

Go into pub with some millwall fans and say their club is ****, I can’t guarantee they will get the right tooth or how many.

I'm actually doing that this weekend over in rotherhithe..next to the tunnel.

It was nice knowing you.

Ive been invited so should be ok..I won't mention how crap they are though..well I wouldn't have until you planted a seed.

They on the list for violence.

Been around it for years...bring it on...Millwall was founded by Scots. ..I will be a hero.:dance: