Breaking news for a huge name next year.
 

Prince Andrew signing up for strictly next year,he says he,ll win it ...no sweat

No thanks. Can we get Jeff Brazier instead?

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Ah yes, the two genders

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I too would rather have Jeff Brazier

NO thanks, can we lock up prince andrew in prison instead

I've just thought of some songs that SCD could give Prince Andrew to dance to.

My mind has gone to a very weird place here.:worry::joker:

1. Physical by Olivia Newton-John
2. Sex On Fire by Kings Of Leon
3. Kids by Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue
4. Kidz by Take That
5. Sweet Child O Mine by Guns N Roses
6. Woman Child by Harry Chapin
7. Love Child by Deep Purple
8. My Special Child by Sinead O'Connor
9. The Man With The Child In His Eyes by Kate Bush
10. Run Boy Run by Woodkid
11. Hot Child In The City by Nick Glider
12. The Kids Are Alright by The Who
13. She Makes Me Wanna by JLS ft Dev
14. Candy by Robbie Williams

I tried to leave off the more genuinely sounding Paedophile song titles and go with more loosely connected song titles.

And I know that Andrew hasn't been proven guilty before people think that I'm slandering his name.:laugh:

Urghhh..now all I can see is him dressed like Olivia newton John getting physical in a leatoard, showing his penis cameltoe...as he gyrates away, forehead concealed with a 1980s sweatband.:hehe:

Think I need to start with a Jeff Brazier appreciation thread :laugh:

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The image in my head is not very pleasant.:joker:

if going for somewhere near royalty, please let it be Pippa Middleton, and yes she has been rumoured quite a few years to do strictly

also Paul Burrell wouldn't be too bad (i mean he might be attention seeking, media hungry but still it's better than this vile nasty twat prince andrew)

A Joke

No he isn't

No spoil my memories !!

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