Are you bold enough to go for a number II at work?
 

Or are you too bashful/proper?

i do it in a tesco bag in the car park, slide it under the car and then leave quietly before the CCTV can spot it

Jurrasic Park

I always give a shout out to the cleveland browns within 30 minutes of waking up..so it dont effect me.

There is a few people i wouldnt have wanted to share a toilet with though, over the years.

Dirty sods

After the trip to the Toilet at Burger King, never again.

What happened there, exactly?

There were no Toilet Rolls in sight.:bawling:

Ouch.

But could you not just inspect for bog-roll next time you need to go somewhere in public and then make up your mind?

I could I suppose.

I do number 2s and don’t flush to show my dominance over my colleagues

It's my favourite part of the day

They see it and think that massive arshole has been in here again.

During my second placement year I was in the staff toilets, and I was laying a good old fashioned pipe-blocker - seriously, it was like someone had cut me in half. Anyway, what I'd forgotten was that the nearest boys' toilet was out of order, and midflow like half the class came in the wash their hands before lunch...

How many undergraduates did you do?

Just the one, with a placement every year.

Yes, the girth on the logs i leave, they know im in charge

Ouch. One placement at level 5 is long enough.

No way. Only if it was an emergency :laugh: