I'd accept getting arrested for:
1) Buying a British Rail Return Ticket and not coming back.
2) Wearing loud clothes in a library.
3) Giving a 'homeless beggar' £10 with a counterfeit £20 note so he gave me a genuine tenner back.
4) Throwing a net over a nun and shouting; "I've caught a Giant Penguin".
But the one I'd most accept being nicked for would be:
5) Wearing an 'I Love Jeremy Corbyn' badge as I strolled around Belgravia.
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