BB7 Final Series Rank
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22
Spiral
A deeply problematic person, overly aggressive (to the point of comical at times) and very sexist. Too obsessed with people "giving smart looks" and Aisleyne trying to make him be portrayed badly, which didn't happen. Get it gone.
21
George
Boring, monotone and particularly annoying on his last few days. Worst plastic
20
Michael
Desperate for attention, grossly over the top, dirty and a bit too obsessed/unhinged with the Richard rivalry. Had the most pathetic argument imaginable with Spiral over a melon.
19
Mikey
Interchangeable with Michael tbh...sometimes he said valid points but he was rather aggressive and slapping/biting women is not a good look. Probably a bad opinion but I enjoyed his countless pranks as they would bring to life the other HMs a bit. I enjoyed his Richard drags but he did the most on Susie, and was AWFUL to Nikki that one time.
18
Pete
Only avoided orange because he's a pleasant enough person. His last week was ESPECIALLY bad with the God chose him to win and if he didn't then god isn't real and he'll sink into depression nonsense. Otherwise a bit of a one trick pony, and dull that all the women would put him on a pedestal. I'd often find myself skipping his diary rooms (except the rave one which was mildly humorous).
17
Jonathan
He was there for four days and was rather MORbland. He got a bit riled with Ais once but I don't remember what over and I was fully team her.
16
Glyn
Very annoying at times with the constant farting, Welsh propaganda and pretending to not know how to make pasta but funny at other times, and one of the HMs that went on a proper journey from beginning to end. Enjoyed his Richard clocks and did howl at the Susie ones too.
15
Richard
DIABOLICAL in the first few weeks with the Shahbaz/Imogen fiascos but lightened towards the middle so I'm torn. His nomination diary rooms were hilarious and his letter from home was rather sweet too.
14
Sam
I really liked Sam, but she didn't get a fair shot and was out in like 12 days without that much content. She's part of what made the third week one of the best in BB history though.
13
Sezer
I enjoyed Sezer for what he offered, two weeks of villainry, intense strategy (which backfired
) and bringing the Plastics together (
). He was a dick but went out in a blaze, I'd probably appreciate him less if he lasted longer but would've been here for Aisleyne clocking him.
12
Jennie
I really like Jennie but can't justify putting her any higher than this. When she's good she's really really good (see: comforting Lea, arguments with Mikey, Jayne and Spiral, little DR rants) but when she's bad she's dire (see: weird infatuation with Pete, snubbed from the edit often, bitching about and picking fights with Aisleyne)
11
Shahbaz
Gave us a very entertaining first week with his extreme OTTness and wanting to be centre of attention, sabotaging of shopping lists, taking tasks very seriously and playing his part well. Although at times I felt like he shouldn't have been cast, he was wayyy too touchy feely and enjoyed making people feel uncomfortable at times, and went a bit far with his words sometimes, he was a howl nonetheless and provided a fascinating first week (psychologically wise).
10
Dawn
Dawn was a great presence at the start, acting as a house mother tending to Nikki when she's ranting and Shahbaz when the others begin to shun him. I always enjoyed hearing her insight, and she was an early catalyst to the paranoia of BB7 (which is a BIG factor of why it was such a good series) by refusing to give opinions in the diary room and making her code, it foreshadowed the amount of insane paranoia to come. Possibly one of the most mysterious and fascinating castings ever.
9
Susie
Much better on a re-watch, but she still didn't shine until after Lea left, and was VERY dull on her first few weeks. Once she started getting CPN edits is when I was fully on board and enjoyed her kitchen demonry takeover. And the fact she made Glyn and Mikey SO mad so easily <3
8
Bonnie
Bonnie "Is there a camera in the shower? If there is thas bang out of order, cos av been in there naked"
BB: "Big Brother can confirm there is not a camera in the shower"
Bonnie: "Realleh"
BB: "Big Brother does not show any gratuitous nudity"
Bonnie: "What does Ratuitis mean?"
~~~
BB: why do you feel that you failed to gain membership to the Big Brotherhood?
Bonnie: well whot yur onna bout, becus i just told ya, cus im not a bumliqur like everywon else.
BB: who do you think is?
Bonnie: everywon, sins i got in here, i thought they was all suckin up, thats why i says on that day, im not suckin up to no one and i havunt
~~~
BB: Your housemates have the power to provide you with your suitcase
Bonnie: well the don't like muh
~~~
Bonnie: I was gunna come in the diary room yesturday but I just couldn't be bovvered to get up
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BB: Big Brother has arranged a task for you to win items back from your suitcase
Bonnie: No no no we dont wanna do that, we want our suitcase, we just want it
Glyn: I'll do a task
Bonnie: Don't take no **** Glyn from people like these, you have to get a bit angry with people
~~~
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hayden
Hai! Muh name is Bonnuh, I'm good-lookin'. I just like to be single and have a laugh and just go out there and blaze it up! I like to have everyone or everyfin'. Do you get meh? I'm sexuh, I'm funneh.. everyfin' and everyfin'.
I would get my boduh out and I would dance for the lads. I'll bring muh sexuh ass down 'ere. C'mon boys!
I fink everyone should just 'ave a wank-off competition. I'm quite easuh to wind up, actualluh. I'm quite an argumentative person, I'll 'ave everyone arguin' in there. I proper will, I'll rip 'em all up. I'll check it, don't wreck it. No sleepin', just partuhs. Even Davina will be, erm flickin' a bean.
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7
Jayne
Loved Jayne reuniting Nikki and Lea and forming a little coven with them <3 and her friendship with Nikki was iconic, they brought the worst out in each other <3. She was SOO messy as well which was sometimes a bit hard to get behind (dragging her ex-HNDers and acting high and mighty) but I was here for it. The burping was also a tad much but funny at times (especially when around Nikki or Susie <3). She was essential to the mid-series when it was starting to calm down and they needed some energy and drama injected into the place (shouting at Spiral for whispering in the bedroom as it's Lea and Richard's last night when she has been burping, shouting and breaking beds all week prior
).
6
Imogen
I was really rooting hard for Imogen, particularly in the early weeks when her edit was more put together (was shocked at just how high vis she was in Weeks 2-4) and the Richard rivalry was going strong. I didn't mind her showmance either.... but that's not to say her last weeks weren't iconic with hot topics, her best friendmance with Susie <3 and friendship with Aisleyne. Also found it funny that she'd recognise she was completely normal in a house of loonies and was shocked at being saved for it. Sweet queen <3
5
Aisleyne
Was really close between #5 and #4 but Aisleyne dropped just because she was reaaally annoying sometimes (the nails on chalkboard laugh, excessive tears and her early clique with Richard and Lea brought the worst out in her .. but I did enjoy this). Aisleyne's journey was one of the best we've seen, and she changed so much from ghetto princess to self aware chique, but it's seems to be all in vein after her BB16 stint
She was amazing in the last few weeks post Nikki-Lea as the main protagonist, and was given quite hard times from Spiral, Jennie, Jayne, Nik and Mikey I really did feel sorry for her.
4
Lisa
Lisa was messy and hilarious, even if she annoyed me at times (Nikki nomination and lying in front of Sam to save being shouted at by Lea) she redeemed herself by turning from a cool, down to earth funny chick to a raving mad angry troll in the click of a finger. Her obsession with wanting to throw people's clothes in the pool was a howl, as was her dropping f bombs between every word. And her rivalry with Richard is very understated.
3
Grace
The series megabitch
She MADE the first month just with her acid tongue spreading lies, and doing it in the most entertaining way possible and being rather aware of it. Also enjoyed her spearheading the plastics strategy (telling the girls to get their bikinis on and flirt if a new man enters to get him on their side
)
2
Nikki
Nikki IS one of my all time faves, and could make #1 on another day but thinking about it I've bumped her to two just because she was a bit more flawed and could get a bit mean sometimes. But nonetheless, her tantrums made BB7 what it is and hers and Ais rivalry captivated viewers. It wouldn't be BB7 without Nikki and thank god she returned (although I'd have liked less makeout scenes with Pete because zzz). We love a STAR! I can't pick a favourite tantrum but shout out to "UUUHHHHHH I CAN FEEL THE BREEZE COMING INNNN... WHY ARE YOU DOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING THIS" <3
1
Lea
Extremely paranoid
38 35 year old former porn star with the biggest boobs in britain who is obsessed with talking about nob, and says fooker and basturd between every third word? I AM IN. Lea is an enigma and even though she was besotted with Pete
it was a hilarious storyline to behold. Her audience drags, emotional meltdowns and driving people insane with paranoia were iconic (see: becoming best friends with Jayne then turning on her last minute because she's "cloned" her, mothering Shahbaz then cracking from his antics, turning on Sam after the Grace lie then ending up paired with her for the security officers task which was an all nighter
and turning on Richard week in week out). One of the funniest, most fascinating legends there is! If you don't believe me let the quotes speak for themself!
Lea's first reaction to seeing Jonathan and Spiral "new bitta cock!"
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BB: "If you do go, how would you like to be remembered in the house?"
Lea: "As a crass crude cow that always goes on about cock and spunk"
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Lea's last words at the top of the stairs:
"Let me out then ya cunts! For fook sake, let me out!"
~~~
Jayne (to Lea): What's your type?
Lea: Blonde spikey hair, tattoos, piercings, massive nob
~~~
"If I sit down with 'er al end up bangin ah, am not good with me temper"
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(Glyn and Imogen talking in Welsh)
Lea: "Oh stop talking in fookin foreign"
Glyn: "It's not foreign, it's British"
Lea: "No it's welsh!"
~~~
(Lea talking about dick again)
"If it don't fill yur 'ole there's no point"
~~~
(Lea is sucking on a lollipop)
Richard: "Have you ever lost anything down your throat?"
Lea: "Only a ten inch nob"
~~~
(Lea is accused of bitching about Grace)
Lea: "Some evil ****ed up twats in this ****ing place"
"I've done fook all wrong here and it's me that's been bastard targeted"
~~~
(Lea is given the task of explaining how babies are made to the other housemates)
Lea "So do I draw like a cock, a fanny and spunk"
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