Queen for the day (or three)
The Big Brother housemates were set their first weekly task this morning and it's set to be three days of medieval torture in The Court Of Big Brother.
Ex Radio 1 DJ Lisa I'Anson is to be waited on hand and foot by her fellow housemates after she was chosen to read a scroll attached to an arrow fired into the garden at 11.00am.
Queen Lisa's first job was to assign specific roles to her fellow housemates who had now become her ‘courtiers’.
As Queen, Lisa is not permitted to lift a royal finger for the duration of the task.
Caprice has become the Royal Dresser and will dress and undress the Queen every morning and evening. In addition to tasting her food.
Germaine Greer was assigned as Royal Cook and will prepare all the royal meals.
The role of Court Jester went to John McCririck who will attempt to amuse the Court with jokes and merriment. John's penchant for ridiculous outfits has cast doubts over the need for a costume.
Kenzie was selected as Royal Minstrel, although how he will cope without his junior chav massive remains to be seen.
Jeremy and Bez claimed the unenviable role of Royal Footmen, they are required to carry the Queen on the royal sedan chair whenever she enters the ‘courtyard’ (the garden). To Bez's horror a Royal maraca shaker was apparently not a requirement.
Finally Brigitte is set to become The Royal Warmer, she will warm the royal toilet seat before the queen wishes to use the toilet and must also warm the queen’s bed at night. One can only imagine how it feels to see Ms Nielsen sprawled across your bed last thing at night, Mr Stallone our heart goes out to you.
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