[MB.]

Thought I'd give this a go for the first time this season, although a lot of these people are close enough that my rankings could change drastically in another seven days (probably not, like, #IWouldDie4Alison drastic, but still):

Angelina
John
Lyrsa
Elizabeth
Gabby
Alec
Davie
Kara
Christian
Dan
Nick
Mike
Alison
Carl

Natalie [will not give you her jacket]
Jeremy [king of breaking his tribemates' backs, breaking up marriages and having beautiful skin]
Natalia [invented stank, your faves could never. Also now Survivor's most iconic Muslim player. Ibrehem is shaking!]
Bi [I'm sure the editors gave her such a bloated edit that one time so people weren't tempted to make #BiErasure puns] [I still will]
Jessica [I think I liked her but I can't remember why. I'm feeling generous so she gets green]
Pat [broke his back for non-Jeremy-related reasons. RIP]