DAY 1
- Luke: “I don’t drink. I don’t smoke...” Lisa: “So what do you do?
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- How did I not notice Mohamed jumping down the stairs on launch
- “Jennifer, I’m blind and I have been told you look like DEMI MOORE. DEMI MOORE.”
DAY 2
- God how are the housemates falling for Mario and Steph’s fake relationship
I know that obviously as a viewer, i know it’s not real but they’re really unconvincing
- “Fit sort ae seat is this?”
- Mario has to propose to Steph and Lisa’s just standing at the side like “very nice”
- Mario: “But we’re gonna have a honeymoon! And kids!” Steph: “Can you SHURRUP!
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- Alexandra’s onto them
I would say a legend in the making but I know that her stay is relatively short-lived
