[Glenn.]

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s flaccid yellow cock."D'oh!" Shouted Homer as a lobster befriended him unconditionally whilst eating his donut that he left unattended for a long time - so long that it was mouldy as a mouldy doughnut

Hello! It's me Adele and I stink of old booze and earring back. Adele proceeded to inject Amy Winehouse with Chasing Pavements, but she struggled as the needle was actually rusty and blunt, causing it to poison her blood. Suddenly, she cried; "I don't want HIV and AIDS", meanwhile an alive James Morrison suddenly died with pulmonary tuberculosis disease, RIP. Nicky91 snuck Victoria's corpse into Georgina's face. Jackson cried into the arms of Mitchell who keeps admiring SherzyK’s face. Unimpressed, Mitchell deliberately contracted a team of builders who have chlamydia to resurrect James and replace RileyH with Amber Davies. But they failed; RileyH was indestructible, until he drowned and caught headlice, he shaved his hair like Britney, only tragic.

The Krankies started infecting poor Africans with Malique’s stinking rickets and osteomalacia Caroline Quentin said "who am I?" to a scared ebola virus victim, Tulisa and Dappy who die horrendously after realising they’re the children of disgraced celebrity Myra Hindley and Maya Jama, who weaned them onto septic sewage, which made them look sexier than PRETTYMUCH anybody, but then again it’s a miracle that James Morrison was dead - otherwise he might have actually been alive