[LeatherTrumpet]

Every morning without fail. A lady asked me to value her sculpture of lesbians (I said £50 (i may have sadi dollars) and i asked her if she displayed her art at the Wallace Monument in Stirling. Then I helped a lorry that had got stuck on mud and i was thinking, m8te you aint getting this out of here anytime soon but as if was a lady I was trying to reassure her even though I could see the mud at the side of the bank toppling down burying the wheels.