[Vicky.]

Spoiler:

Tried to say something sexy
Failed
Tried to say something in a seductive voice
Wished you hadn't as soon as you attempted it
Attempted to perform a strip tease
Failed miserably
Not realised somebody was hitting on you until it was too late
Thought somebody was flirting with you when actually they weren’t
Thought about what you should have said after the moment’s come and gone
Replied to your crush’s text within less than a minute of receiving it
Replied to your crush’s text within less than a minute after they took three days to reply to yours
Said something stupid after somebody complimented you
Became incredibly awkward around somebody you want to flirt with
Ignored somebody because they were flirting with you and you didn’t know what to do
Used being jokingly mean as a flirting technique
Tried to tell a joke but failed completely
Took it too far and ended up offending the person
Asked your best friend for advice on how to flirt
Asked more than one friend for advice on how to flirt
Asked your best friend to text your crush for you so you don’t mess it up
Had to ask your friends if somebody is actually into you because you literally have no clue
Overthought everything someone has said to you to decipher whether or not they were actually flirting with you
Not been on a date in the last month
Not been on a date in the last two months
Can’t even remember how long it’s been since you last went on a date
Googled chat-up lines so as to be better prepared for any flirting situation
Used a chat-up line in real life
Immediately regretted doing so
Used a quote from a movie to flirt
Flirted with people online because you’re too scared to do it in person
Flirted brilliantly with someone through text and then ****ed it up in person
Taken more than 10 minutes to write a flirty text because you wanted it to be perfect

Though tbf, the not been on a date recently ones..I maybe should have ignored as..obviously have not been on a date as someone married