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Lady Bunny & Coco Peru

I’m not saying that these two are old, but if I’ve got my gay history correct, Lady Bunny threw the first wig at Stonewall, as Coco stood by telling all the rioters that she remembers when the West Village used to be nothing but fields. Let’s hope TADR’s answer to Peggy & Claire can put their combined age to good use on the race, and prove to some of these young queens that, to quote Judge Judy, beauty fades, dumb is forever. Well, that, and I’m sure some of the airlines are bound to have AARP discounts, so they’ll always have something to fall back on.

Most likely to: have their wigs arrested at customs a la Pete Burns’ coat.

Least likely to: remember that they can’t just drive from one continent to another because Pangea broke up 200 million years ago.