[Toy Soldier]

Ahh, the realistic Lion King... Where Simba would have eaten Pumba in a second - except they'd never have met, because Mufasa would have killed or driven away Scar years earlier as a competing adult male, before doing the same to Simba when he reached sexual maturity, and then Simba would go away and get jacked then come back, drive his old dad out and maybe shag his mum.

In the ciiiiiccclllleeeeeeee, ciiircle of laaaa-haaa-ee-ya-ee-yaayfe.