Without giving you all too much to do at once on purpose, I'll also open the sweepstakes now, if there's a particular team you fancy getting behind for as long as they may last on the race.
The sweepstake is first come, first served, and will for now just be one person-per-team (unless the demand for racing drag queens is much higher than I'd anticipated). Pick a team and I'll add you to the list:
Alaska & Willam - Ammi
Alyssa & Shangela - Liam
Bunny & Coco -
Farrah & Valentina - RileyH
Gia & Laganja -
Jasmine & Kennedy - Shaun
Jinkx & Dela - Barry
Kelly & Tammie - Black Dagger
Mayhem & Morgan -
Monét & Monique -
Sasha & Shea -
The winner will receive a lifetime supply of Absolut vodka and a plaster cast of Soju's cyst.