We all know the G in Lewis G stands for "G" - as in, "Lewis is a G", but what does the F in Lewis F stand for? FanofBBUK? ****? FingerRoll? Fingerblast? FatBitch? FootFetishFreak? Filipino? Fresh?
I always wondered why they didn't call them "Lewis 1" and "Lewis 2" to differentiate them. If it's because of copyright against Dr. Seuss ("Lewis 1, Lewis 2,
Lewis Red,
Lewis Blue") they could've gone with "Lewis A" and "Lewis B"? Unless there WAS a Lewis A and a Lewis B but they ~disappeared~
What happened to Lewis A, Lewis B, Lewis C, Lewis D, and Lewis E? Why start with "F" and "G"? It's a bit arbitrary, is it not? Well my theory is that they used the letter to best describe them, and it's just coincidence that 'G' and 'F' are next to each other in the alphabet. But that's only a theory. Maybe something ****ed up happened to the five preceeding Lewis' in the application process. (Where they evicted... from life?
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