Alex: “Just a quick question about the chickens. We just had to go in and dry them. Um... none of us here are chicken experts and we don’t know how to dry a chicken properly. I don’t really want to have to dry a chicken because… I haven’t been professionally trained…
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BB: “Alex, Big Brother doesn’t expect you to be a professional chicken dryer.
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Alex: “Well thank god for that!
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BB: “But Big Brother would be very grateful if you had a look at them in the morning and let us know if they seem at all distressed.”
Alex: “...
I don’t know how you can tell a distressed chicken! Is it in their eyes... or the way they walk?
I don’t know, I suppose it’s if they’re not their perky self. I’ll throw a gooseberry in and if they go for it then I dare say they’re not distressed.
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