Heres a bit of advice as to what to do inside the house to keep us entertained and make this year's BB7 a BLINDER!
We want
more arguing 
. Pick a fight with another housemate over something really petty like not doing the washing up. Really tell them off for being lazy, thick, generally useless and not doing enough to help out around the house. Then go outside into the garden and have a right old go at the book readers for being too quiet.
We want
more complaining 
. Deliberately fail tasks so youve got less to spend on food every week. Lets really starve the housemates and sending them bonkers in the diary room!
We want
more sex 
. Forget all that hiding under the tables and sod what the prudes think. Bonk away!
We want
more tears 
. Theyll always be some cry babies in the house getting upset over being away from their families and failing a task. Really milk it to them so we have them bawling like babies. Yeah!
And we want
more tantrums 
. Stamp your feet and pound your little fists at the terrible torment of being locked inside the house. Really let off steam so we can enjoy you being tortured!
I speak on behalf of every sensible Big Brother fan when I say we want the above. No more tranquil touchy-feely Big Brother with mute zombies pouting their lips at mirrors. We want REALLY EVIL Big Brother!
