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Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and they shook on a deal. Fom was now a real recording artist, even if not a very good one. Andy was just about to strike a blow to the impersonators head, when using his magical powers, Dezzy struck Andy dead on the spot.
"Thats what he gets for trying to kill Dezzy", laughed Dezzy.
Fom and Madonna were shocked. "Oh my god you're not Britney?!" they both said simultaneously. "Dezzy!!", they gasped.
"Can I still change my userna ..."
Fom interrupted Madonna. "Do I still have my record deal?" he said.
"Yes, of course you do, but under those conditions that you release certain songs".
"Can I change my userna ..."
Fom interrupted Madonna again. "Thats amazing, thanks so much!!!!"
"Can I change my userna ..."
Dezzy interrupted Madonna. "My pleasure, or at least it will be when I hear your rendition of 'I'm Not A Girl'".
"Can I change my username now?" asked Madonna
"Yes, you can" replied Dezzy, "but only if its to match your parrot and you change it to HarryRocksUrSocks".
"Thats fine, I just want a new name, I don't like Madonna anymore".
And Madonna's username was changed. HarryRocksUrSocks and his parrot, TomRocksUrSocks, along with Twighlight and Fom returned back to TiBBland and lived happily ever after ... until HarryRocksUrSocks wanted a username change. In other news, Fom's album charted at #163 and he was quickly dropped by his record label. He had a sex change and is now on Loose Women.

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