[SiCkBuLLeT]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Got this from DS from Saturdays HL show, its brilliant:

Marcus "I'm taking my ******in chocolate with me!"
Bea "You're taking your chocolate with you?"
Marcus "Yeah I am!"
Bea "You greedy b******!"
Marcus "****** OFF!" (the way he says it - pmsl )
Bea "Would you not leave it for people??"
Marcus "No - I want it!"
Bea "you can get plenty outside!"
Marcus "But I want that one!"
Bea "What's that one?"

Pause

Marcus "You're not going to begrudge me that are you Bea?!"
Bea "Well you shouldn't even have those!"
Marcus "Yeah, because that was the one for me - there wasn't a communial one cause everyone else had fa... DONT tell me whats what BEA!"
Bea "I still think its tight as a ******in fish's arse that you're just gonna take ..." ( pmsl )
Marcus "No - it's because there's something there and you want it and you cant have it so now you're pissing and moaning. As usual. ******in Bea. Bloody bonkers Bea. Shut your ******in cakehole bonkers Bea for once in yer life!!"
Bea "He's smuggling out his chocolate instead of leaving it for the people left behind."
Marcus "I'm not smuggling nothing out. I'm taking it out because I like it."
Bea "I think thats absolutely disgusting. Completely ******ing in character!"
Marcus "half a bar of ******in chocolate - I ask you whats the ******in world coming to?"

Marcus: 'I think she's pretty, she talks like a man, but...I can live with that..." About Lucy Pinder

"I think Im going to call him Alfonze!" About the head in the House of Horrors task.

pure Brilliant