#82 put a pair of specs on it and a silly wig and call it Harry
#83 ask it for advice when buying shoes to see the look on the salespersons face
#84 carry it in ur pocket and raise your eyebrows at every female you see
#85 put it in a glory hole as a snack for the rent boys..
#86 threaten Chuck Norris with it and see how many seconds it takes for him to kick your ass