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Originally Posted by Sticks
I think with the Australian immigration rules, Josie would not be allowed in unless she could prove she would seriously add something to the Australian economy that can not be done by an Australian.
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She can say things like "randy mare" and "desperate minge". Combine those skills with a yokel lilt, agricultural good looks and an ability to actually wear a duvet you have a mighty impressive product. I'm sure Australia has those types of magazines with large print and photos of celebs in that would be interested in publishing fiction about her and some local surf bum in order to separate their readership from their combined minimum wages.
Mrreow!