[setanta]

I used to work in a bar/nightclub with the kitchen and nightclub upstairs. Anyway we were having drinks afterwards downstairs, pissed as farts, when we heard a thud upstairs and one of my friends came falling down the stairs. Now this was a full flight of stairs and he was in the bits afterwards, but not half as bad as his girlfriend. The ambulance had to give her air rather than him, you know that way? She had the oxegen mask on and he was grand in the morning. That's how it works. We fall like babies when drunk.