[Shaun]

Eoinem - "Ban You"

Before the song starts Eoinem appears in the middle of all the contestants, making a lot of them anxious and Nervous.

The lights go completely out and eoinem begins....

That's why they call me Biast Mod (You're Banned)
You're Banned (You're Banned) (Biast Mod) You're Banned....

The lights come on and Eoinem is standing there in a hoody and jeans......

the set goes dark Blue and lasers start flying around the place, causing poor Vicky to have an epileptic fit, everyone quickly ignores her and we get the proper start to the song.

As the poeples names are heard Eoinem walks up to the members in attendance.

When I was just a junior member here
Novo used to tell me these crazy things
He used to tell me James and Mark were evil men,
He used to tell me they hated me (WAAAAA)
But then I got promoted to Mod (jealous bitches)
and I realized, Novo was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way he was.

They said I can't post with being "Biasty" no more
They ain't say I can't just ban this *****
(AH!) Slut, you think I won't ban you *****
we got the screenshots from your laptop you're gone?!
(AH!) These little mosters are thinking I'm baiting em
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hair down Smithy, I ain't gonna ban you
I'ma bait you, insult you then infract you. (hehe)
(AH!) Shut up jess, you're causing too much chaos (wurkin it)
Scott just bent Greg over like a slut Okay (WHAT)?
"Oh, now he's fucking Mods, abusing their power,
snorting lines like Stu does, and we gave him a second chance why?"
You god damn right Josy, and now it's too late
he's triple banned members , RIP Tommy, Steph and Stace
he invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his house and went the woods
dangling from a tree, while giving some guy wood
please, please, dont, cum
wipes, off, smiles, walks, home.

Bitch I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some Cunts to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with shit You shouldn't said (free Speech)
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you fucking Paedophile (AYO look theres S******)
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking ban you..

Bitch I'ma Ban you! Like a Multi account, I'ma conceal you
on a global ignore, no posts, no messages and 4 week ban
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Arista to sell 'em
I ain't Arista but I rap on his thoughts
"Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added"
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just a "sign of the times" and a little bit "Spiffing"
Iceman offend? NO! Iceman just ban
And if you ever get on the wrong side of him, you give him an impulse
to infract you again, THEN, if you do it again
you'll probably end up jumping into ban right up until the 10th (of never)
(Ah!) Bitch I'ma Ban you, I ain't done this ain't a permaban
I ain't even given you a 15 pointer yet to extend the ban more
A troll always moans after you Ban it three or four times
in a Month but that's normal ain't it Scott?
Serial troller hiding multi accounts
in a serial way, on top of his permaban, he's back again
Here we go again, he's out of his mind,
we're out of our minds, and they want you banned again, one final time!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some Cunts to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with shit You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you fucking Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking ban you..

Eh-heh, know why I ban these freaks?
Cause bans are fun and I love hearing members scream
And the way things seem, I should be an Admin having to put up with this shit
this site just did and posted the same thing TWEECE?!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate ths server
Fuck Gif's! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want turn this site into a Gaga freakshow (fuk that)
just shut the fuck up and realise the bitch has flopped?
fuck THAT! I'll ban Smithy to Nianstar
from Arista to permanant ban for Foxy Sarah
from Princess to Pisshead
from in-clique to new members just registered
I don't even believe in fairness I'm banning you just for the hell of it
just to hear you keep screaming for me laugh sit back and keep being me.
OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MESSAGE FROM JAMES TO GO SPARE
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S HEADS ACHE
You faggots keep egging me on
'til I have you at Final Warning, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Your banned for 2 weeks
I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? Make that 3 weeks!

Or I'ma Ban you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Trolls neither - you ain't nothing but some Cunts to me
Bitch I'ma Ban you! You ain't got the brains to change
You ain't gonna never stop trolling, So I'ma Ban Your Ass
I'ma Ban you! You gon' be another member banned
for popping off at the mouth with shit You shouldn't said
But when I Ban you - I'm bringing out the permaban Forever!
Stop coming back you fucking Paedophile
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (cause why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking Ban you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Iceman (why?)
Cause Iceman, will fucking ban you..

Ha ha, I'm just playing members
You know I'm not like that
at the end a huge pyrotechnics display goes off leaving the word "Banned" clearly visable