Song By Pope Francis I and the Fun Lovin' cardinals
To be sung to the tune of Thrift Shop by Macklemore (skip verse two lol)
"Pope Hop"
Hey, Benedict! Can we do some Pope hopping?
What, what, what, what... [many times]
Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9]
I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome
Nah, get up on the alter like, "What up, I got a big frock!"
I'm so pumped about getting this damn job
White smoke from the chimney, it's so damn holy,
That people like, "Damn! Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the donkey."
Devil, sins, hell and sheet, headin' to the confessional,
Dressed in all white, 'cept my old shoes, those are black
Benedict wore red or maybe pink, he’s standin' next to me
he shoulda washed Jeez, smells like he got the sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But S**t, He’s 85! (colostomy bag it)
hoppin' it, prayin’ and S**t, 'bout to go and get some Eucharist,
Blessin’ all them Catholics, Prayin’ and some Biblin’
Take me for a spin in the Pope Mobile man
I am wavin’ and prayin’ and
takin’ your money, not for myself, it’s for charity, bitch
I'ma make those orphans smile, I'ma make those orphans smile,
No for real - ask those orphans – I’ve sent your money down (Thank you)
Prayin’ for Saints and even sinners
Blessin’ people from Rome as far as wiggin’
Have you woken to the Lord? Have you woken to the Lord?
Follow the 10 commandments and then you’ll get your reward
Hell? no, hell? no Heaven man, that’s where I go
The Devil ain’t getting my soul man, hell no
I get my angel Wings, cos God rules, God rose
Kneeling before Jesus, him laid out on a cross
I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome
I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome
I wear a big mad Cloak
I look infallible
I got this big ass job
From that ex pope on the commode
I wear a big mad Cloak ('kay all right)
I look infallible (now come on)
I got this big ass job
(big ass coat)
From that ex pope on the commode (let's go)
I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome
Is that the holy Ghost?