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Old 25-05-2013, 07:35 PM #517
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Ravenheart returns after taking last year off, she is back and as surgically altered as ever. Accompanying her is the infamous Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, with whom she has become smitten and dedicated this song to, however because he got his mouth shot off he can only mumble and groan, the bits in italics are by him.

Party Like It’s The Last Supper

*Ravenheart wearing a little black dress stands on a dark stage with only a spotlight on her, she takes the mic from it's stand, another spotlight flicks on and illuminates Dzhokhar, his mouth area is heavily bandaged, he has a microphone strapped to his head and he is in a pimped out wheelchair*


We’re modern day Romeo and Juliet
You’re hot enough to make me sweat
The world may wish you were aborted
But to me you’re cute enough to be deported

mumble mumble groan groan

Our union makes homeland security mad
Our bodies entwine while we’re scantily clad
You come inside like i’m a car you hijack
We’re made for each other, it’s a matter of fact

mumble mumble groan groan

I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw
You can wrap me up with your your sharia law
Cause you’re such a heart blower upper
We gonna party like it’s the last supper

Just like Zero Dark Thirty
It’s time to get down and dirty
As your love is like a pressure cooker
Slap me like a cheap cheshire hooker

Just like singers Rhiana and Chris Brown
We won’t care what people say all over town
Because you eat my soul like soil erosion
Our marathon of love causes an explosion

I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw
You can wrap me up with your your sharia law
Cause you’re such a heart blower upper
We gonna party like it’s the last supper

You put the love into
“I would love to blow up your world”
I put my heart into
Forever being your girl

mumble mumble groan groan
mumble mumble groan groan

I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw
You can wrap me up with your your sharia law
Cause you’re such a heart blower upper
We gonna party like it’s the last supper

mumble mumble groan groan
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