[Spoon]

I wear contacts and I can cry without them falling out or getting twisted up, but maybe it's very humid in the house and he was worried about extra moisture. Or he has allergies and his eyes were already irritated. The gesturing was a bit much as was the need to narrate his emotions (clearly he wanted that entire segment, including his breakdown, fake/exagerrated or not, to be broadcast). In any case, I do think he really loves Sam and genuinely feels sad about his troubles in the house.