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Old 20-08-2013, 01:17 AM   #1
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Default I'm going to win next year!!!

I've got a problem I cannot swim

I'm going on big brother I'm bound to win.

I was born with a pointy ear,
That's all I need to win next year.

My hammer toe and dodgy knee
Will mean the public will love me.

I'm going to win a hundred grand
Because I have a hairy hand.

To win the show it's plain to see
You need a bit of sympathy.

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm going to take the winning crown.

All I need to get the cash ,
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

Too much of one thing , not enough of the other,
Is all you need to win big brother.

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