[waterhog]

thank you Liz Jones and well done and a marriage proposal 23.01.14

i have to congratulate,
because this lady gives me fizz,
at the start i would not calculate,
that i would have fallen for Liz.
over time there was clarity,
it was heeded like a symphony,
i am a sucker for charity,
and for Liz i have so much sympathy.
i grew to love the peculiar,
a understanding did bring my respect,
as straight as a ruler,
a snide journalist i did not detect.
yes Liz does have errors,
but they are evident on her sleeve,
i see clearly her life terrors,
and trust me, its hard to believe.
from a food disorder,
to a animal rights speaker,
Liz sat on no boarder,
even if some views made my love bleaker.
well done miss,
you have gone up my scale,
a marriage proposal is now bliss,
and the irony is i will post on forums including Daily Mail.

( i am going to try my up most to get this to my future wife first and for-most and if she excepts my proposal - you are all invited to wedding. i probably will do a exclusive with the daily mail. if you have anything to say about my future wife i would be for ever grateful if reply's could be done in poemstyle. thanking you. )