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Old 02-02-2014, 06:01 PM #11
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Yes like HD I too was irreparably damaged by female presenters wearing red lipstick, I remember one morning seeing SMart and thinking wow, that Kirsten O'Brien's lipstick is amazing, I'm going to go get my mum's one, put it on my lips and then draw all over her bedroom wall in lipstick. Now I'm 38 and unable to form normal relationships with other people, I vomit any time a woman wearing red lipstick smiles at me and I have bladder problems. Don't do red lipstick kids, it ruins lives and you just don't know what you're putting on your mouth, it's like playing Russian roulette every time you think of glamming yourself up.
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