Time to give this a kick up the arse.
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Day 23, 9:22pm
In walks Craig.
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9:39pm
After introducing himself to the five girls, Craig takes a seat on the shag pile and runs his fingers through it. He brings himself to smell his fingers after and physically convulses.
Lisa, outside smoking, sees him and whispers to Laura, "what a ****ing fairy".
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10:02pm
In walks Jayne
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10:04pm
Wolfy introduces herself to Jayne and is then seen walking away, blushing, and mouthing the words "oh my god" to Lisa. Lisa laughs and adjusts her crotch. Jayne accidentally farts - it's a wet one - and apologises. "It's nerves", she says.
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